Post by Poldie Post by Mike
On Sat, 13 Jan 2007 15:44:49 +0000, Richard Brooks
Post by Richard Brooks Post by firstname.lastname@example.org
Basically fried steak with potatoes.
How fucking original is that?
IMO the guy is seriously taking the piss.
Maybe he's cooking it correctly ala Mrs Beeton not post-1940s 'cook the
fuck out of everything until it resembles soap' ?
He's French. He wouldn't know how to cook. Warm up slightly maybe, but
cooking will forever be a mystery to the cheese eating surender
The French can only dream of obtaining the reputation the UK has for
quality food, wine and women.
Despite protestations to the contrary the French know nothing about
wine but sadly neither do the Brits.
I once witnessed a vet being served steak in a restaurant in Paris, it
seemed rather underdone and he opened his briefcase and took out a few
surgical instruments. Meanwhile we left in disgust at the quality of
the meal. Next morning a cow was seen strolling down the
Champs-Elysees disrupting the traffic. I think the vet may have been
particularly well skilled but as sure as hell the chef wasn't.
French women would be fine if they learnt to wash and shave their
armpits, didn't stink of garlic, didn't smoke and spoke English. The
pert jiggly tits and penchant for them not wearing bras I can cope