Kelly Brook dropped from Celeb F*ck Island - what they are bringing it back?

[steeler]

I thought they would have called it a day after the last ratings flop and
media panning.

Another Q - have they not used up all the D-list celeb slappers in Fuck
Island 1?

[Bikini-Whacks]

Post by steeler
I thought they would have called it a day after the last ratings flop and
media panning.
Another Q - have they not used up all the D-list celeb slappers in Fuck
Island 1?

Hell, she was the best bit.

Fluffed lines, adventurous but appalling dress sense and the poorest
autocue reader ever born are all eclipsed by that smile and cleavage.

A real PILF.

[Lister]

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Post by steeler
I thought they would have called it a day after the last ratings flop and
media panning.
Another Q - have they not used up all the D-list celeb slappers in Fuck
Island 1?

Hell, she was the best bit.
Fluffed lines, adventurous but appalling dress sense and the poorest
autocue reader ever born are all eclipsed by that smile and cleavage.
A real PILF.

Penguin I'd Like to Fuck?

[Bikini-Whacks]

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Post by steeler
I thought they would have called it a day after the last ratings flop and
media panning.
Another Q - have they not used up all the D-list celeb slappers in Fuck
Island 1?

Hell, she was the best bit.
Fluffed lines, adventurous but appalling dress sense and the poorest
autocue reader ever born are all eclipsed by that smile and cleavage.
A real PILF.

Penguin I'd Like to Fuck?

Mason Verger trying to order a beer.

[Thanatos]

Post by Lister

Post by Bikini-Whacks
A real PILF.

Penguin I'd Like to Fuck?

I thought PILF was Psychologist I'd Like To Fuck

Then again, it does seem a bit much to invent a entire acronym just
for Dr Linda Papadopoulos. ;-)


--
"...everyone knows who the The Mullen is now." - Helen

[alpha one]

Post by steeler
I thought they would have called it a day after the last ratings flop and
media panning.
Another Q - have they not used up all the D-list celeb slappers in Fuck
Island 1?

Self delusion and face -saving. They can't believe the first series wasn't -
ah - rather more successful and that parachuting someone like Denise Van
Outen into it will make it far more popular. Its a bit like they're blaming
Kelly Brook for the first series being so bloody lousy. I mean, Brook was
*awful* (and Kielty not much better) but surely they should be firing the
executives at ITV behind this pile of shite?

As for Van Outen, I'd have thought she'd think twice about getting involved
in this crap - although again, this woman's talent (and audience pulling
power) seems vastly overrated to me. I'm only surprised ITV haven't
approached their latest clothes horses - Kath Thornton and Cat Deeley - to
front the show....

No - they are absolutely determined to foist this show on us whether we like
it or not :-(


Simes

[crofter]

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wasnt KB one of the exec producers. whatever that means..?

it's a crap format, and way overhyped.

i wouldnt bother with a 2nd one.

[steeler]

Post by crofter
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wasnt KB one of the exec producers. whatever that means..?

Producers work hard. Exec producer is a title handed out when your "star"
moans that they want something more than just "host" on their CV.

[Ian F.]

Post by steeler
Producers work hard.

'Line' producers sure do - it's a hellish job!

Post by steeler
Exec producer is a title handed out when your "star" moans that they want
something more than just "host" on their CV.

Or, in movies, they are, more often than not, the people who put up or raise
all or part of the project funding.

Ian

[Dom Robinson]

Post by Ian F.

Post by steeler
Producers work hard.

'Line' producers sure do - it's a hellish job!

I remember Barry Norman commenting on that wonderful movie, Highlander 2.

"The number of line producers is rather like the number of cooks you have
available to spoil the broth... This one has nine(!)"

[Fred X]

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Post by Ian F.

Post by steeler
Producers work hard.

'Line' producers sure do - it's a hellish job!

I remember Barry Norman commenting on that wonderful movie, Highlander 2.
"The number of line producers is rather like the number of cooks you have
available to spoil the broth... This one has nine(!)"

And I bet you know the name of every one off by heart. ;)

Fred X

[Dan Owen]

Post by crofter
it's a crap format, and way overhyped.

Agreed, but it slowly began to work after the first month. Well, Titmus and
Sharp are still together, aren't they? Plus you had Danan getting it on with
that Playmate, etc. I think the producers will view the first series as a
steep learning curve and make the next one better. If it fails again...
*definitely* axed.

Dan

[John Rowland]

Post by Dan Owen

Post by crofter
it's a crap format, and way overhyped.

Agreed, but it slowly began to work after
the first month. If it fails again... *definitely* axed.

I liked it. I thought Kielty and Brook were pretty good together.

Its main problem was it was on at the same time as BB, and couldn't compete
with 6 years of loyalty to BB, even though in many ways it was as good. The
only thing they need to change next time is the scheduling. Maybe run it at
a different time of year to BB - after all, if it's going to be filmed in
the tropics, there is no need to hold it in the British summer.

[Dan Owen]

Post by John Rowland
Its main problem was it was on at the same time as BB, and couldn't compete
with 6 years of loyalty to BB, even though in many ways it was as good. The
only thing they need to change next time is the scheduling. Maybe run it at
a different time of year to BB - after all, if it's going to be filmed in
the tropics, there is no need to hold it in the British summer.

No, its main problem is that it relies on the celebrities "getting it on"
and they usually won't. Unless they're seriously E-list and have nothing to
lose (Danan and the playmate). Even Titmuss kept things fairly luvvie-duvvie
with Sharp despite her brazen image... whereas the show was billed as
"celebs WILL have sex together". A second series will now mean the audience
is expecting far, far less... so why bother? Do we really care if celebs
find love on a tropical island in such a manufactured way? No, we just want
to see celebs crawl through insects and eat grubs, really.

Dan

[steeler]

Post by alpha one

Post by steeler
I thought they would have called it a day after the last ratings flop and
media panning.
Another Q - have they not used up all the D-list celeb slappers in Fuck
Island 1?

Self delusion and face -saving. They can't believe the first series
wasn't - ah - rather more successful and that parachuting someone like
Denise Van Outen into it will make it far more popular. Its a bit like
they're blaming Kelly Brook for the first series being so bloody lousy. I
mean, Brook was *awful* (and Kielty not much better) but surely they
should be firing the executives at ITV behind this pile of shite?
As for Van Outen, I'd have thought she'd think twice about getting
involved in this crap - although again, this woman's talent (and audience
pulling power) seems vastly overrated to me. I'm only surprised ITV
haven't approached their latest clothes horses - Kath Thornton and Cat
Deeley - to front the show....
No - they are absolutely determined to foist this show on us whether we
like it or not :-(

DVO is getting £150k and a free island holiday to just do the 30 second
links. This will be more than most of the D-list whores they get onto the
actual show.

[Dom Robinson]

Post by alpha one
Self delusion and face -saving. They can't believe the first series wasn't -
ah - rather more successful and that parachuting someone like Denise Van
Outen into it will make it far more popular. Its a bit like they're blaming
Kelly Brook for the first series being so bloody lousy.

Well, she obviously killed off The Big Breakfast, so it must all be her fault
(!)

I don't see the big deal with Kelly Brook. Everyone seems to rave about her
big tits, but I saw a picture of her with them out and they just looked like
two balloons hanging down in opposite directions like two people not talking
to each other, as opposed to the apparent expectation that they'd be as
bouyant as when she's clothed.

[Dariusz]

Post by Dom Robinson
I don't see the big deal with Kelly Brook. Everyone seems to rave about her
big tits, but I saw a picture of her with them out and they just looked like
two balloons hanging down in opposite directions like two people not talking
to each other, as opposed to the apparent expectation that they'd be as
bouyant as when she's clothed.

I suppose you like the look of Jordan's instead then?

Dariusz

[Dom Robinson]

Post by Dariusz

Post by Dom Robinson
I don't see the big deal with Kelly Brook. Everyone seems to rave about her
big tits, but I saw a picture of her with them out and they just looked like
two balloons hanging down in opposite directions like two people not talking
to each other, as opposed to the apparent expectation that they'd be as
bouyant as when she's clothed.

I suppose you like the look of Jordan's instead then?

No. I prefer natural, but ones that look good.

[Dark 1]

Post by Dom Robinson

Post by Dariusz

Post by Dom Robinson
I don't see the big deal with Kelly Brook. Everyone seems to rave about
her big tits, but I saw a picture of her with them out and they just
looked like two balloons hanging down in opposite directions like two
people not talking to each other, as opposed to the apparent
expectation that they'd be as bouyant as when she's clothed.

I suppose you like the look of Jordan's instead then?

No. I prefer natural, but ones that look good.

I never thought I'd see the day when I'd see anyone suggest that Kelly
Brook's knockers were anything short of gob-smackingly awesome. This is
a sad day indeed. <bows head for moment of reflection>

I presume everyone will have seen the MPEG doing the rounds of Miss
Brook's clothing-less scene in her film, 'Three'? Just simply wow!

[Dom Robinson]

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Post by Dom Robinson

Post by Dariusz

Post by Dom Robinson
I don't see the big deal with Kelly Brook. Everyone seems to rave about
her big tits, but I saw a picture of her with them out and they just
looked like two balloons hanging down in opposite directions like two
people not talking to each other, as opposed to the apparent
expectation that they'd be as bouyant as when she's clothed.

I suppose you like the look of Jordan's instead then?

No. I prefer natural, but ones that look good.

I never thought I'd see the day when I'd see anyone suggest that Kelly
Brook's knockers were anything short of gob-smackingly awesome. This is
a sad day indeed. <bows head for moment of reflection>

That's obviously why she keeps them covered.

Post by Dark 1
I presume everyone will have seen the MPEG doing the rounds of Miss
Brook's clothing-less scene in her film, 'Three'? Just simply wow!

Any websites? :)

[Anthony Haines]

Post by Dom Robinson

Post by Dark 1

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Post by Dariusz

Post by Dom Robinson
I don't see the big deal with Kelly Brook. Everyone seems to
rave about her big tits, but I saw a picture of her with them
out and they just looked like two balloons hanging down in
opposite directions like two people not talking to each other,
as opposed to the apparent expectation that they'd be as bouyant
as when she's clothed.

I suppose you like the look of Jordan's instead then?

No. I prefer natural, but ones that look good.

I never thought I'd see the day when I'd see anyone suggest that
Kelly Brook's knockers were anything short of gob-smackingly awesome.
This is a sad day indeed. <bows head for moment of reflection>

That's obviously why she keeps them covered.

Post by Dark 1
I presume everyone will have seen the MPEG doing the rounds of Miss
Brook's clothing-less scene in her film, 'Three'? Just simply wow!

Any websites? :)

Be sure to get to get the latest Arena magazine, as well! She's getting
them out all over the place!

[Dark 1]

Post by Dom Robinson

Post by Dark 1

Post by Dom Robinson

Post by Dariusz

Post by Dom Robinson
I don't see the big deal with Kelly Brook. Everyone seems to rave about
her big tits, but I saw a picture of her with them out and they just
looked like two balloons hanging down in opposite directions like two
people not talking to each other, as opposed to the apparent
expectation that they'd be as bouyant as when she's clothed.

I suppose you like the look of Jordan's instead then?

No. I prefer natural, but ones that look good.

I never thought I'd see the day when I'd see anyone suggest that Kelly
Brook's knockers were anything short of gob-smackingly awesome. This is
a sad day indeed. <bows head for moment of reflection>

That's obviously why she keeps them covered.

Not any more. She's plopping them out all over the place nowadays.
Bless! ;)

Post by Dom Robinson

Post by Dark 1
I presume everyone will have seen the MPEG doing the rounds of Miss
Brook's clothing-less scene in her film, 'Three'? Just simply wow!

Any websites? :)

It's stored on Rapidshare:
<http://rapidshare.de/files/4588469/brook2.avi.html>

Plus others:
<http://rapidshare.de/files/4601630/brook3.avi.html>
<http://rapidshare.de/files/4603759/brook4.avi.html>

[Fr J. Hackett]

Post by steeler
I thought they would have called it a day after the last ratings flop and
media panning.
Another Q - have they not used up all the D-list celeb slappers in Fuck
Island 1?

This sounds a little like "Survivor" on ITV - there was so much banking
on it, they daren't drop it after one series. They'll drop it after
two.

As for KB, she's up for a part in the next Bond movie (pfnarr,
hurrummpphh, guffaw....)

fr.